Wednesday, October 08, 2008

I Put a Spell on You...And Other Headlines


This week in unbelievable headlines comes the most unbelievable of all: Voodoo Priestess from Blythewood Hired to Kill? Oh man, you've got to read that story if you haven't already. I don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say when you write a check to a voodoo priestess for putting a spell on your political opponent, make sure it doesn't bounce.

In other news, it turns out our state revenues are going to be about $550 million short of the 2008-2009 budget. I guess for all those people who wanted small government and never voted, congratulations, you win.

Howard Rich, in his attempts to become the next king of South Carolina, has sent threatening letters to notable SC Democrats, including former DNC chairman and USC professor Don Fowler, stating that their contributions to "a wide variety of leftist organizations" are being monitored. Rich also grew a pair of fangs and sprouted bat wings over the weekend.

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